Now once again I buried my nose in a book for all hours of day light and have come to the conclusion that the universe hates me. Ever read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? Well it puts a very depressing tone on life. With all the shampoo commercials and health care and what-not you think someone would have found a reason for my blatantly useless existence. Type into google calculator the answer to life, the universe, and everything it gives you 42 why thank you deep thought brain child of Douglas Adams. Lovely book if you ignore the fact were descended from middle men rejected from their home planet. I blame the universe for causing Douglas Adams to write such an insanely interesting yet annoying book. I like to think of the universe as a older brother that you never see yet shows up every few months awkwardly at a family reunion reminding you of his existence. He might even give you a gift if his going no where career gave him a raise. I then have to question my own tiny, worthless existence means anything in the long run. And all I can do is come to the sad but simple conclusion that yes it is worthless and completely and utterly a waste of chemicals squished together against their own free will. But don't panic (ha ha that was a joke... at least I thought it was funny) religion solves that problem right? The universe was kind enough to allow us to evolve so that we could use religion to keep us from all going suicidal and wiping out the human race. I wonder if animals have a religion or their to stupid to realize that the universe is so incredibly immensely vast. i mean vast like wow. If I had that much space think how many shoes I could by or suns I could explode. What a waste of time you think that the universe would decided to waste its time somewhere else besides coming up into Douglas Adams mind and going hey Izi guess what your life = 42. That's just plain rude not to mention useless, which sums up my existence. Stupid universe go mess with your own existence.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Stupid universe
Now once again I buried my nose in a book for all hours of day light and have come to the conclusion that the universe hates me. Ever read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? Well it puts a very depressing tone on life. With all the shampoo commercials and health care and what-not you think someone would have found a reason for my blatantly useless existence. Type into google calculator the answer to life, the universe, and everything it gives you 42 why thank you deep thought brain child of Douglas Adams. Lovely book if you ignore the fact were descended from middle men rejected from their home planet. I blame the universe for causing Douglas Adams to write such an insanely interesting yet annoying book. I like to think of the universe as a older brother that you never see yet shows up every few months awkwardly at a family reunion reminding you of his existence. He might even give you a gift if his going no where career gave him a raise. I then have to question my own tiny, worthless existence means anything in the long run. And all I can do is come to the sad but simple conclusion that yes it is worthless and completely and utterly a waste of chemicals squished together against their own free will. But don't panic (ha ha that was a joke... at least I thought it was funny) religion solves that problem right? The universe was kind enough to allow us to evolve so that we could use religion to keep us from all going suicidal and wiping out the human race. I wonder if animals have a religion or their to stupid to realize that the universe is so incredibly immensely vast. i mean vast like wow. If I had that much space think how many shoes I could by or suns I could explode. What a waste of time you think that the universe would decided to waste its time somewhere else besides coming up into Douglas Adams mind and going hey Izi guess what your life = 42. That's just plain rude not to mention useless, which sums up my existence. Stupid universe go mess with your own existence.
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