10 things I learned from Animals

I feel that people can lean a lot from animals around them it has been shown that kids who grow up with pets have better school attendance, higher self esteem and higher cognitive development. As much as we try to separate our selves from the world around us we are doomed to fail. Here are just some of the things I have learned from creatures around me.

1) It doesnt matter what is on the outside it matters what is inside. As cheesy as that is your dog doesnt care whether you have a fucking huge zit plastered in the middle of your nose and look vaguely like you belong in a Christmas special. Your dog will still greet you and love you just the same.

2) There is no such thing as being caged. You are never trapped I have seen some crazy escapes. Monkeys pick locks and birds learn to use the metro because they couldn't fly. There is always a way out no matter how insane.

3) Your mother is always right. I shouldnt even have to explain this one but learned societies have this ability to teach their offspring what to do and what no to do. You can see this in animals just look really im not explaining this.

4) Nothing good ever happens fast. This is the number one rule in aquariums. If you do anything to quickly you are asking for a ecological collapse. Apply this to your life the harder you work, the longer it takes the more it will be worth.

5) Ask, dont tell. If you have ever tried to move a horse or cow or something of that nature you know this one. It will not move period. No matter what you do to try to move you will not move those hundreds of pounds. You have to ask gently and start poking them annoy it into moving really. If you are one of those people who always tells and never asks I beg of you to push a horse you will find yourself smashed nicely against a wall. I will find it pleasing to view.

6) Be humble. You are not on top of the food chain. If you think this i will throw you into a lion cage mkay and number 2 will not apply.

7) Stop trying to find a reason for everything. Humans are the only ones who always try to find a reason for x or y. "why did x happen to me?" stuff like that ever see another creature do that? No.

8) Trust your instincts. There always right. If something feels wrong it is wrong hands down. Dont ever ever second guess your actions or you will spend your whole life wondering if you made a wrong turn and that is wasting life thats also number 9.

9) Dont waste your life. You are a great random act of randomness. I believe that we are just a series of random actions and ideas. Dont waste these following societies plan for you you are unique so be unique. You have one wild and precious life use it.

10) Be happy. Ever see animals mope in the same way humans do we have so much pitty for ourselves. Dont dawdle on the bad things be happy no one is stopping you besides yourself.